Part Duex...
Heres one that happened to a friend of mine: lets recently fired and homeless friend crash at his house for a while, comes home one day to find a hooker sleeping it off on his couch and the "roommate" in his bed with another hooker and the remnants of certain types of illegal substances. Now you may ask how did the "roommate" pay for all this "entertainment" why by PAWNING the others FIRST EDITION D&D BOOKS (a complete collection mind you) several which had been signed by the authors and Mr. G himself.
Insist on having a certain die color scheme for a particular PC
a female player was about to be executed for committing diablerie on the princes favorite childe, after nearly an hour of begging and pleading (RT) she finally offers to do him a "favor" and the GM agrees, the rest of the PCs sit there rather stunned as the two go off to a side room and..... well you know, I waited 5 minutes just to be sure its not a joke (it wasn't), and left never to play or invite them to play in any game I am involved in.
She was in character all the time, even during...naughty time.
The worst player i had to deal with was one of my best friends at the time. Every other character he rolled up would be a female elf. I have everyone write up a back ground about their character including their favorite food, drink or what not. So, he rolls up this female Elf warrior type character. Well before the game starts i read everyones background, and his has "exotic drink" towards the end. So, i make the mistake of asking him what he meant by that. He then blurted out that since he was female he thought having his favorite drink be semen would be perfectly fine.
Well we thought he was just messing around, which he wasn't. So, the games going pretty good and when they make it to a town to resupply.
This is how it went.
PC: I'm going to the bar.
ME: ok no problem (after dealing with the other guys i get back to him)
PC: Are there any hot elven men around?
ME: (rolls dice) Nope, there are few rather good looking humans though.
PC: They will work. I go and start hitting on one of them.
ME: (a little weirded out) Yeah, ok, whats your PB?
PC: 27
ME: Damn! ok hold on. (deal with other players for a while)
PC: I ask him to geta room with me.
ME: (just remember his background) Why????
PC: I have a need for my drink.
ME: This is a good stopping point! See everyone next week.
The next week he died and tried the same thing with his new character only this time it was a male elf. When asked why he picked that for his drink his response was. Why not?
Insist on having a certain die color scheme for a particular PC
a female player was about to be executed for committing diablerie on the princes favorite childe, after nearly an hour of begging and pleading (RT) she finally offers to do him a "favor" and the GM agrees, the rest of the PCs sit there rather stunned as the two go off to a side room and..... well you know, I waited 5 minutes just to be sure its not a joke (it wasn't), and left never to play or invite them to play in any game I am involved in.
She was in character all the time, even during...naughty time.
The worst player i had to deal with was one of my best friends at the time. Every other character he rolled up would be a female elf. I have everyone write up a back ground about their character including their favorite food, drink or what not. So, he rolls up this female Elf warrior type character. Well before the game starts i read everyones background, and his has "exotic drink" towards the end. So, i make the mistake of asking him what he meant by that. He then blurted out that since he was female he thought having his favorite drink be semen would be perfectly fine.
Well we thought he was just messing around, which he wasn't. So, the games going pretty good and when they make it to a town to resupply.
This is how it went.
PC: I'm going to the bar.
ME: ok no problem (after dealing with the other guys i get back to him)
PC: Are there any hot elven men around?
ME: (rolls dice) Nope, there are few rather good looking humans though.
PC: They will work. I go and start hitting on one of them.
ME: (a little weirded out) Yeah, ok, whats your PB?
PC: 27
ME: Damn! ok hold on. (deal with other players for a while)
PC: I ask him to geta room with me.
ME: (just remember his background) Why????
PC: I have a need for my drink.
ME: This is a good stopping point! See everyone next week.
The next week he died and tried the same thing with his new character only this time it was a male elf. When asked why he picked that for his drink his response was. Why not?
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